Whatever therapy you want.

I come across this business card of a therapist that can do it all, or so it it is claimed. She can cure you of all the human maladies that life can throw at you but this one took the biscuit. They ranged from at the top of the pops of ten was Juice Cleansing through to you guessed it Colonic Hydrotherapy - in between you can get the unforgettable Swimming - pool/ocean therapy. I'm not quite sure what you get for your many thousands of dollars with this one? Well the cat is out of the bag, she is of course American - only an American can claim such universal panaceas and the omnipotent ability in so many areas of human distress and at the same time alleviate you of them. The words of the great American war poet come to mind 'snake oil salesman'.
But the one that caught my eye for shire bravado or chutzpah was Delray Beach on the Ocean Acupuncture. If that is not a con I don't know what is?