Tuesday, 19 August 2014

As Fagin says in the musical Oliver "got to pick a pocket or two".

I was interested to note that if you want to have your pockets picked there are a number of Oscar winning places that you have to visit starting at the 'top of the pops pickers' the city is Barcelona. If your luck is in there is a good chance of loosing all your money from the thieves, vagabonds and general riffraff of that inhabit this golden city before you leave the airport or station. Next up Rome - this is where there is almost a guarantee of a 'dipping' - as it is known in the trade. In at number three is Prague, another good place to lose that wallet and handbag - so you wont be disappointed if that is what you want from this years holiday. From my knowledge Madrid this a place that I can truly recommend its an excellent place to get rid of that cash that was 'burning a hole' in that pocket. The Spanish will always be ready to help you out of cash that is so heavy to carry about in the sunshine. And not to be left out of this noble list we have last but in no way least good old Paris in at number five in the top charts. The god fearing citizens of Paris were very upset this year as they fell below there main competitors Madrid for the first time in years. They were in at number one in 2013. They have 'promised' all their many fans and followers that in 2015 they will be back at the top spot again. They don't want the Spanish rubbing their noses in their shit any longer!
So for all those holiday makers out there wondering ware to spend the last days of the summer, where better to hang out on some street corner of one of these top city attractions? I can guarantee they will relieve you of that very unwelcome cask or card that is over burdening that wallet or Gucci handbag. So get out there and celebrate!

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